Too Big to Flush

cc: Are you serious? Tell your father what you just told me. cc: I stopped up the toilet again and it was too big to go down cc: so I just had to... grab it and put it in a bag cc: So there's turds in that bag?

A teenage boy stands barefoot in a living room holding a bag and explains that he removed an oversized turd from a clogged toilet and put it in the bag. When a woman asks whether there are turds inside, he throws the bag toward her, turning an already absurd confession into a chaotic reaction clip.

Are you serious? Tell your father what you just told me. Well, I thought that was the toilet again. It was too big to go down, so I just had to grab it and put it in the bag. So there's turds in that bag? It's warm, but...

• @eternalclassic / 12134 2022-04-17