Podcast Ruined Our Sex Life

I spent a good half hour down there edging him, eventually I let him finish and his entire body got tingles, he went numb and all of his muscles contracted and seized up. I felt super proud of myself, however, my bf thought the reason he orgasmed the way he did was because of the podcast we were listening to and not down to my hard work. Now, he won’t let me give him head or have sex with him without this podcast on in the background. I've tried to explain to him that I don't really wanna listen to the teachings of Socrates whilst getting busy but he just won’t listen. He also won’t listen to me when I say the podcast wasn’t the reason he came as hard as he did, I was. I honestly do not know what to do. I love this man but I can’t spend the rest of my life having sex like this. Any advice is welcome wnd greatly appreciated.

A woman describes how her boyfriend now insists on listening to a podcast about the teachings of Socrates during sex because he mistakenly believes it caused an unusually intense orgasm. She is frustrated that the podcast has become part of their sexual routine and asks for advice. The joke comes from the absurd mismatch between philosophical audio and the intimate situation, plus her insistence that she—not the podcast—deserves credit. EN: A woman describes how her boyfriend now insists on listening to a podcast about the teachings of Socrates during sex because he mistakenly believes it caused an unusually intense orgasm. She is frustrated that the podcast has become part of their sexual routine and asks for advice. The joke comes from the absurd mismatch between philosophical audio and the intimate situation, plus her insistence that she—not the podcast—deserves credit.

• @eternalclassic / 12123 2022-04-17