Retail Store Trauma Pepe

>go shopping at retail store >see female employee folding a pair of pants >they're my size >ask if I can try them on >she shrugs >go into fitting room and put on pants >pants touched by female hands touching boxers touching my dick >molested by my uncle at age 7 see you later, virgins

A green Pepe the Frog sits beneath a greentext story about a shopper getting aroused by pants handled by a female employee, despite having been molested as a child. The punchline is the absurd, disturbing contrast between the narrator’s sexual excitement and his traumatic backstory, followed by the smug farewell to “virgins.”

• @eternalclassic / 12070 2022-04-16