The Moai Emoji Is the Worst

🗿 is the worst emoji. It's horrendous and ugly. I hate it. The point of emojis is to show emotions, but what emotion does this show? Do you just wake up in the morning and think "wow, I really feel like a massive fucking stone today"? It's useless. I hate it. It just provokes a deep rooted anger within me whenever I see it. I want to drive on over to the fucking emoji headquarters and kill it. If this was the emoji movie I'd push it off a fucking cliff. People just comment 🗿 as if it's funny. It's not. 🗿 deserves to die. He deserves to have his smug little stone face smashed in with a hammer. Oh wow, it's a stone head, how fucking hilarious, I'll use it in every comment I post. NO. STOP IT. It deserves to burn in hell. Why is it so goddamn smug. You're a fucking stone, you have no life goals, you will never accomplish anything in life apart from pissing me off. When you die noone will mourn. I hope you die.

A social media post launches an exaggerated, profanity-filled tirade against the moai emoji, calling its expression smug, useless, and infuriating. The joke is the absurd intensity of the hatred toward a harmless stone-face emoji, often used as a deliberately deadpan reaction. It can be sent when mock-raging about 🗿 or jokingly treating an overused reaction as a personal enemy.

• @eternalclassic / 11919 2022-04-13