Ассовые пенни на поле для гольфа

Двое мужчин на поле для гольфа разговаривают, пока один с полной серьёзностью объясняет нелепую стратегию: годами засовывать пенни себе в зад, чтобы потом другие люди случайно держали «его» монеты и это придавало ему уверенности. Абсурдный монолог постепенно становится всё более подробным и уверенным, а финальный крупный план усиливает неловкость и комический эффект. EN: Two men on a golf course talk while one of them earnestly explains a ridiculous strategy: putting pennies up his ass for years so other people may unknowingly handle “his” coins, which gives him confidence. The absurd monologue becomes increasingly detailed and self-assured, while the final close-up heightens the awkwardness and comic effect.

Every time a penny passes through your hands Stick it up your ass what and then spend it how to stick in pennies up my ass give me an edge when I meet with you Don't just stick them up your ass you spend them now like I said, it's a long-term strategy I've been doing this for 11 years now every day for the past 11 years I've stuck $30 in pennies up my ass when I meet with someone who intimidates me who puts me on edge a real hard ass I just think to myself. They've probably handled one of my ass pennies In fact, they probably have one in their pocket right then. That just seems to sort of give me the upper hand. I mean, hey, I haven't touched anything that's been in their ass. Go to the bank today. Get yourself $50 in pennies. Stick them all up your ass. One at a time, of course. You go to the pump room, buy yourself a nice dinner, paying entirely in pennies. Now, they'll be using your pennies for next week, at least. Bellamy goes in there to eat. He gets your ass pennies for change. By the time you meet with him, you know he's had something in his hand that you've had in your ass. Just like imagining someone in their underwear. You stick pennies up your ass for confidence. That's not having it together. Do you think you're better than me? You have any change in your pocket? You've got a few pennies in there, don't you? I've been sticking $30 in pennies up my ass for the past 11 years. That's 3,000 pennies a day, 21,000 pennies a week, 1,092,000 pennies a year. To date, that's 12 million, 12,000 pennies, eight times the population of Nebraska. Those pennies were in my ass. You handle my ass pennies every day. I laugh at you before you can laugh at me, because your pennies have been in my ass.

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