Short guy Shadow of the Colossus
I fucking love being short because it means I can climb all over tall girls and pretend I'm playing Shadow of the Colossus, except my sword is my dick
A humorous text post says that being short lets the speaker climb over tall girls as if playing Shadow of the Colossus, with an explicit sexual punchline comparing his penis to the game’s sword. It is used as an absurd, crude reaction to jokes about height differences, tall women, or sexual bravado.
imageboard post / пост на имиджбордеtext panel / текстовая панельtall girl / высокая девушкаshort man / невысокий мужчинаsword / мечpenis reference / упоминание пенисаcomputer screenshot / скриншот компьютераanonymous username / анонимное имя пользователяreply numbers / номера ответовlight purple interface / светло-фиолетовый интерфейс
- @eternalclassic / 11803 2022-04-11
- Type
- image
- Size
- 642×721 · 86.0 KiB
- Mood
- crude, absurd
- Language
- en
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