I Don’t Understand Airports

I don’t understand airports. I don’t believe these people are even real. Why are 200 people flying to Chicago from Cincinnati the same time as me? It is a Monday at 8 pm? The most random time of the week? Do none of you work? And the plane is at full capacity? How? It takes less time to drive there? Why did we all make this stupid financial decision? The man next to me is wearing shorts. It’s snowing in both cities?

A close-up selfie shows a confused passenger on an airplane, overlaid with a long rant about why so many people are flying from Cincinnati to Chicago on a Monday night. The joke is the speaker’s disbelief that everyone else made the same seemingly irrational travel decision, while the crowded plane and a man wearing shorts make the situation even more absurd. EN: A close-up selfie shows a confused passenger on an airplane, overlaid with a long rant about why so many people are flying from Cincinnati to Chicago on a Monday night. The joke is the speaker’s disbelief that everyone else made the same seemingly irrational travel decision, while the crowded plane and a man wearing shorts make the situation even more absurd.

• @eternalclassic / 11787 2022-04-11