Yakuza Boss Surgery Greentext

>be me >In Japan, heart surgeon. >Number one. >Steady hand. >One day, Yakuza boss need new heart. >I do operation. >But mistake! >Yakuza boss die! >Yakuza very mad! >I hide fishing boat, come to America. >No English, no food, no money. >4chan give me job. >Now I have house, American car and new woman. >4chan save life. >My big secret. >I kill yakuza boss on purpose. >I good surgeon. The best!

A greentext story shows a surgeon who deliberately kills a yakuza boss, flees to America, and is rescued by 4chan, eventually gaining a house, car, and woman. The punchline is the absurd claim that he is still a good surgeon because the botched operation was intentional, while the exaggerated escape story parodies a triumphant life narrative. EN: A greentext story shows a surgeon who deliberately kills a yakuza boss, flees to America, and is rescued by 4chan, eventually gaining a house, car, and woman. The punchline is the absurd claim that he is still a good surgeon because the botched operation was intentional, while the exaggerated escape story parodies a triumphant life narrative.

• @eternalclassic / 11521 2022-04-07