The Shower Terminator Ritual

I have a morning ritual that I need to share. I call it "the terminator". First I crouch down in the shower in the classic "naked terminator traveling through time" pose. With my eyes closed I crouch there for a minute, visualizing either Arnold or the guy from the second movie (not the chick in the third one because that one sucked) and I start to hum the terminator theme. Then I slowly rise to a standing position and open my eyes. It helps me to proceed through my day as an emotionless, cyborg badass. The only problem is if the shower curtain sticks to my terminator leg. It ruins the fantasy.

A screenshot of an English text post describes a person crouching naked in the shower like the Terminator traveling through time, humming the theme, and rising as an emotionless cyborg badass. The joke is that a dramatic cinematic ritual is ruined when the shower curtain sticks to their leg, making this useful as an absurd reaction to mundane embarrassment or failed fantasies. EN: A screenshot of an English text post describes a person crouching naked in the shower like the Terminator traveling through time, humming the theme, and rising as an emotionless cyborg badass. The joke is that a dramatic cinematic ritual is ruined when the shower curtain sticks to their leg, making this useful as an absurd reaction to mundane embarrassment or failed fantasies.

• @eternalclassic / 11507 2022-04-06