Posthumous Stats Reveal Zero Bitches
What if when you die you get stats that pop up Words said: 52,243,865 Showers taken: 25,000 Bitches: 0
A young man speaks to the camera about receiving personal statistics after death. The fictional report shows that he said 52,243,865 words and took 25,000 showers, but the final statistic is “Bitches: 0,” creating a self-deprecating punchline about having no romantic or sexual success. It is used as a reaction to jokes about loneliness, virginity, or an unsuccessful dating life.
If when you die you get stashed that pop up. Ah nice! Ah not too bad. Oh man.
young man / молодой мужчинаblack T-shirt / чёрная футболкаface / лицоbathroom or modern interior / ванная или современный интерьерceiling / потолокmirror or glass panel / зеркало или стеклянная панельstatistic overlay / статистическая надписьwhite text box / белое текстовое полеblue text box / синее текстовое полеred text box / красное текстовое полеcamera / камераshower / душ
- @eternalclassic / 11502 2022-04-06
- Type
- video, 0:06
- Size
- 480×852 · 769.2 KiB
- Mood
- self-deprecating, absurd
- Language
- en
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