Girlfriend vs Santísima Trinidad
Girlfriend VS. Santísima Trinidad - is cute - is fucking massive - Has breasts - Has big 36-pound guns with an effective firing range of 1000 meters - is quick when it comes to cheating on you - is slow when it comes to maneuvering - Makes you carry her shopping bags - Can carry 140 cannons and a crew of over 1000 men - Probably atheist - Devout catholic. Named after the Holy Trinity - People might think you're cool - People might think you're seeking naval superiority against the British empire - 11% hispanic according to Ancestry.com - Built in the shipyards of Havana, further perfected in Spain - Will probably leave you for another guy - Will sink. But at least it's loyal.
A comparison meme contrasts an attractive girlfriend with the massive Spanish warship Santísima Trinidad. Each disadvantage of the girlfriend is humorously reframed as an advantage of the ship, ending with the joke that although the ship will sink, it is at least loyal. It is used as an absurd reaction to choosing an exaggerated object or hobby over a romantic partner.
young woman / женщинаwhite T-shirt / белая футболкаwristwatch / наручные часыshopping bags / сумки с покупкамиwooden sailing warship / деревянный парусный военный корабльsails / парусаSpanish flag / испанский флагcannons / пушкиocean / океанblue background / голубой фонcomparison layout / сравнительный макет
- @sbunem / 63490 2024-01-06
- Template
- Girlfriend vs. Santísima Trinidad comparison meme
- Type
- image
- Size
- 714×800 · 88.6 KiB
- Mood
- absurd, sarcastic
- Language
- en
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