Sub to retrieve 72 virgins

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A chaotic Dark Souls gameplay edit rapidly cuts between an item-selection screen, a lone warrior facing a mountain, a grotesque enemy with a troll face, a businessman holding a firebomb and a corrupted-looking grenade, and gameplay death screens. The absurd punchline is the final black screen promising “sub to retrieve 72 virgins,” parodying clickbait religious or extremist-style promises while the dramatic game footage and frantic shouted audio make the escalation funnier. The audio consists of energetic music mixed with loud Arabic exclamations and repeated cries of “يا رب” and “الله واكبا,” creating an over-the-top, panicked atmosphere that matches the failed combat montage.

اوه! جالنا! كي يخرق الطغيار بالأوحال! هذه ذكيم إذا أردت شهادة! فيها تحدو أخ! الله واكبا! لأسفل الهواتف والأسفل الهواتف ترى ما سيحدث! يا رب يا رب يا رب يا رب! الله واكبا! تبا يصرف مجوش! يا رب! يا الله! يا رب!

• @eternalclassic / 11387 2022-04-04