Adolescence Was the Peak

Weak pathetic trash Couldn't even make it out of adolescence. Don't boast about "making it" for 17 years. The fact that you broke your elbow means your bones are shit--always have been shit, that never changed. You just got lucky by playing it safe for 17 years and pretending you were one of us. I've been in car accidents, tossed by a bull, fallen twenty feet off a rock face--never more than a bruise. Don't let the door hit you on your way out (cause it might break your pathetic spine, if you even have one)

A dark Reddit-style comment thread shows users mocking someone for surviving into adulthood while claiming that an elbow injury proves their bones are weak. The joke escalates through absurdly hostile comparisons to car crashes, a bull, and a fall from a rock, making the speaker’s exaggerated toughness and cruelty the punchline.

• @eternalclassic / 11365 2022-04-04