Get Lost Cracker Bones

GET LOST CRACKER BONES I'm gonna say it... I don't care that you broke your elbow There it is It makes me sick that weak boned scum like you manage to squeak through the cracks for as long as you do. Like vermin. Living off the hard work and toils of your betters... Bones so weak, brittle, and meek- 17 years! 17 years stealing sun from the grass denser than your marrow- leaves more steadfast in their pursuit- DIRT with greater constitution, grit! Out. Get out. Plunder our good graces no more neither. Maybe the primordial ooze may have you once more. there be perhaps no semblance of structure there for your bones to desecrate.

A screenshot of a Reddit comment thread shows users jokingly condemning someone for having weak bones after breaking an elbow. The exaggerated rant treats brittle bones as a moral failure and praises dirt for having greater strength, making it a surreal reaction to an injury or fragile-bone joke.

• @eternalclassic / 11365 2022-04-04