I Can't Stop Cumming Review

Text on the meme

Ratings and reviews I can't stop cumming This game has me erect every time I launch it, when I see Patrick's fat juicy cheeks I can't help but take my pants off and masturbate on the living room couch. Unfortunately my wife took the kids because I play the game when they're around and sometimes I get carried away and shove my daughter's Justin Bieber Concert Microphone up my ass while I climax all over the living room coffee table

What it means

A five-star game review is written in an extremely explicit and absurdly oversharing style. The joke is the contrast between a normal ratings screen and the ridiculous sexual confession, escalating into inappropriate behavior involving a Justin Bieber concert microphone. It is used as an absurd, NSFW reaction meme about someone being grotesquely obsessed with a game.

Who

Justin Bieber (Джастин Бибер)

Objects

game review screen / экран отзыва об игре five-star rating / оценка в пять звёзд green border / зелёная рамка smartphone screen / экран смартфона text box / текстовое поле living room couch / диван в гостиной coffee table / журнальный столик concert microphone / концертный микрофон Justin Bieber microphone / микрофон Джастина Бибера scroll bar / полоса прокрутки left arrow / стрелка влево review text / текст отзыва