Santa Checks the Search History

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A woman dressed as a green-haired clown sits at a laptop, cheerfully pretending to work at the North Pole and check whether someone is on Santa’s nice or naughty list. She types through a series of reassuring checks, then sees the person’s internet search history and suddenly covers her mouth in shock. The joke is that the search history is far worse than any criminal record, making this useful as a reaction to unexpectedly incriminating information. EN: A woman dressed as a green-haired clown sits at a laptop, cheerfully pretending to work at the North Pole and check whether someone is on Santa’s nice or naughty list. She types through a series of reassuring checks, then sees the person’s internet search history and suddenly covers her mouth in shock. The joke is that the search history is far worse than any criminal record, making this useful as a reaction to unexpectedly incriminating information.

Hi, welcome to the North Pole. How can I help you today? You just want to check and see if you're on the nice or naughty list. I can help you with that. What's your name? Okay, let me pull up your file. Give me just a second. Okay, here we are. Let's see here. It looks like you have no criminal history. That's great. You eat your vegetables. Way to go. Oh, you don't eat the charity. I love that. So everything is looking good so far. Just the last thing I have to check is your internet search history But I don't think that's gonna be an issue Okay, there it is

• @sbunem / 62894 2023-12-25