How to Pick Up a Duck

How to Pick up a duck So, you’ve found yourself a duck If you’re behind that should remind you that that’s wrong So get in front of the duck and introduce yourself Hello, Duck My name is Human Name And I’m going to pick you up now Palm-side up And lift New Achievement Unlocked: “Pick Up A Duck”

A person demonstrates how to catch and lift a white duck in a parking lot. The duck keeps walking away when approached from behind, so the person recommends getting in front, introducing yourself, and lifting it palm-side up; the absurdly formal instructions culminate in the person successfully holding the duck like an achievement has been unlocked. The cheerful music and boing-like comedic sound effects make the mundane act of picking up a duck feel like a video-game tutorial and victory moment.

How to pick up a duck. Part 3. Common problems and mistakes. So, you've found yourself a duck, but you find yourself chasing after it. It always runs away when you try to pick it up. Don't do this. If you're behind, that should remind you that that's wrong. If you chase a duck, it'll run. So get in front of the duck and introduce yourself and state your intentions. Hello Duck, my name is Human Name and I'm going to pick you up now. Place your hand firmly underneath the Duck, palm side up and lift. Congratulations, you're now holding a Duck.

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