Subway Tunnel Calorie Mate Survivor

>>368759212 # I live in a subway tunnel on a closed branch line, it can only be accessed from a small door in the main ventilation shaft in the park. when they closed the branch line they forgot to empty out the stock room for the vending machines for the past 3 years I have been eating calorie mate from 1992. it tastes mostly the same. The pocari sweat tastes like regular sweat

An anonymous poster claims to have lived for three years in an abandoned subway tunnel, surviving on expired Calorie Mate and Pocari Sweat from vending machines. The punchline is the absurd deadpan survival story and the claim that the sports drink tastes like actual sweat, paired with a dark, ghostly image. It is sent as an absurd reaction to extreme isolation, bizarre living conditions, or eating expired food. EN: An anonymous poster claims to have lived for three years in an abandoned subway tunnel, surviving on expired Calorie Mate and Pocari Sweat from vending machines. The punchline is the absurd deadpan survival story and the claim that the sports drink tastes like actual sweat, paired with a dark, ghostly image. It is sent as an absurd reaction to extreme isolation, bizarre living conditions, or eating expired food.

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