Secret Service Loses the Eagle

Actual secret service audio of Biden getting lost at the White House

A video follows Joe Biden as he carefully descends from a helicopter, walks across the White House lawn with Secret Service agents, then wanders into the greenery until the camera loses sight of him. The fake radio commentary treats him like a confused eagle requiring precise guidance, turning an ordinary walk into an absurd security operation. It works as a political reaction meme about Biden appearing disoriented and needing to be guided. EN: A video follows Joe Biden as he carefully descends from a helicopter, walks across the White House lawn with Secret Service agents, then wanders into the greenery until the camera loses sight of him. The fake radio commentary treats him like a confused eagle requiring precise guidance, turning an ordinary walk into an absurd security operation. It works as a political reaction meme about Biden appearing disoriented and needing to be guided.

Secret Service Team. The Eagle has landed and is making his way down the helicopter stairs. We know his history with stairs and this could be a disaster. Stand by. Eagle has made it down the stairs. He was a little wobbly at the end, but he made it. Eagle appears to be very disoriented. Today we're going to need to do like last time and point out exactly where we need him to go. Secret Service Team, prepare a point. Hold that point. Perfect. No way he could miss that. Eagle will be turning in five, four, three, two. He missed his mark. He missed his mark. Our eagle is wandering. Jesus Christ. All units be advised. We are going to need a pretty lady or small child of some sort with nice smelling hair to get the eagle back on track. And we've lost visual.

• @eternalclassic / 10881 2022-03-27