Little Birthday Boy Bluff

I dated a 5'8 guy who'd taunt every jacked, 6'3 bro he met until they'd pull their fist back to beat him up, whereupon my ex would go "heyheyheyyy c'maahn I'm a little guy, I'm just a little guyy, noo, it's also my birthday, I'm a little birthday boyy" & it somehow always worked

A tweet describes a short man provoking larger, muscular men and then pretending to be a helpless little birthday boy when they are about to hit him. The joke is that his exaggerated childish act consistently makes the angry men back down, turning cowardice into a strangely effective social tactic. EN: A tweet describes a short man provoking larger, muscular men and then pretending to be a helpless little birthday boy when they are about to hit him. The joke is that his exaggerated childish act consistently makes the angry men back down, turning cowardice into a strangely effective social tactic.

• @eternalclassic / 10724 2022-03-25