D’s Nuts Armor Theory

Hear me out on this. According to the armor description, “D is of two minds.” Someone of two minds is typically referred to as crazy. A synonym for crazy is nuts. Therefore, D’s nuts. Twinned Armor Armor depicting entwined twins of gold and silver. The two known as D are inseparable twins. They are of two bodies and two minds, but one single soul. Not once do they stand together; not one word do they speak to one another. Perhaps this armor longs to find its way to the other D.

This meme shows a screenshot of the Twinned Armor item description from Elden Ring, paired with a deliberately overextended wordplay argument about D being “of two minds,” meaning crazy, and therefore “nuts.” The punchline is the phrase “D’s nuts,” a crude-sounding pun on D’s condition and the armor’s lore about twin brothers sharing one soul. It is sent as an absurd reaction to an overly elaborate theory or a terrible but technically coherent joke.

• @eternalclassic / 10682 2022-03-24