Dream of a Slavic Beauty
>had a dream of a beautiful slavic beauty > looked similar to young mila jovovich but bustier >we fucked of course > we married, had kids >woke up with a huge stain on my pants >next to me is still a filipino bitch snoring out loud > fuck my life..... >tfw no gf
A crude greentext-style comic shows a man in bed after dreaming about a beautiful Slavic woman resembling a younger Mila Jovovich. He wakes up with a stain on his pants and realizes his snoring Filipino partner is still beside him; the joke is his disappointed contrast between fantasy and reality. Used as a self-deprecating reaction about romantic dissatisfaction, lonely fantasies, or an awkward wake-up.
man in bed / мужчина в кроватиblue bed / синяя кроватьblue pillow / синяя подушкаwhite blanket / белое одеялоcomputer monitor / монитор компьютераcomputer keyboard / клавиатураcomputer mouse / компьютерная мышьwooden desk / деревянный столgreen text / зелёный текстstain on pants / пятно на штанахbedroom / спальняsnoring partner / храпящий партнёр
- @eternalclassic / 10512 2022-03-21
- Template
- TFW No GF
- Type
- image
- Size
- 800×634 · 69.9 KiB
- Mood
- self-deprecating, crude
- Language
- en
- Added