Anon poisons lunch thief

Anon has been scorned. Anonymous 02/27/22(Sun)08:06:20 No.873470956 >2007 >Someone kept eating my lunch out of the fridge at work >I got tired of it >I poisoned my sandwich with mole poison (look that shit up) and rubbed raw chicken all over the lunch meat >Slapped that puppy in the fridge with a fake name on it >It disappeared before lunch >Heard nothing until the next day >Apparently ambulances showed up on 3rd shift and took a guy out on a stretcher >He had to get his stomach pumped and was out of work for a month >I had never even met this guy. He was stealing my food before leaving at the shift change and then eating it the following night Fuck you, dont steal my food

A screenshot of an anonymous forum post recounts how someone repeatedly stole the poster's lunch from a workplace refrigerator. The poster says they baited a sandwich with mole poison and raw chicken, causing the unknown food thief to be taken away by ambulance and miss a month of work. It is shared as a darkly vengeful reaction to coworkers stealing food, ending with an angry warning not to steal lunch.

• @eternalclassic / 10484 2022-03-20