Nun Reacts to Fish Confession

Live Confessions !DISCORD

A goth streamer dressed as a nun sits at a microphone during a “Live Confessions” stream, listening silently as a caller tells an increasingly graphic and bizarre story about hiding a fish in his trousers. Her uncomfortable, stunned expressions and final restrained smile are the reaction punchline; it is used for reacting to oversharing, cursed confessions, and painfully awkward stories. The clip is driven by the caller’s long spoken confession, with faint music/background stream audio underneath, making the deadpan silence and delayed facial reaction funnier.

Okay Q, what are your sins? When I was about thirteen or something, uh, when fishing with my dad, I caught a fish and I was really happy about it and I just felt like I had a connection with the fish, it just felt very nice in my hands you know, the fact that it felt like it was chosen, it was chosen for me and so when my dad told me to throw that fish back in the water, I couldn't do it I was a stupid little kid so I threw a rock in the water pretending it was a fish and I shoved the fish down my trousers and this fish was not bigger than my dick when it when it's hard but it was in there and the fish it got warm as we were going home and I just remember my I was like I was getting a motor while I was going home and my dad was speaking to me and I'd like I tried to shift the focus away from the warm fish because I could feel the fish kind of like shaking dying you know on my dick like it was giving me like a, not a blowjob but it just felt like it was, you know, it's last moments from my dick and it felt really special to me, even though it was weird. And then I remember getting home, quickly going to my room and I lied down, I got naked. I took my, I remember taking my zip down and I saw the fish covered in gum. That one moment just felt amazing to me, the warmth of the fish and it was still kind of shaking like its nerves were kind of going off. feeling of it dying on my dick while I come down it. Oh, that's it, yeah. That's the story. Hello?

• @eternalclassic / 10226 2022-03-16