Anon Gets Caught Masturbating

Anon gets caught >>81355768 (OP) # sometimes i masturbate in bushes in a public park. one day i notice a person behing me. it was tom cruise. all he said was "proceed". i felt uncomfortable and took a picture and left.

A blurry photo shows a young man standing beside a large tree in a public park. The post claims that Tom Cruise caught the anonymous poster masturbating in the bushes and simply said “proceed,” creating an absurd and uncomfortable punchline. It is shared as a reaction to bizarre confessions or unexpectedly strange encounters. EN: A blurry photo shows a young man standing beside a large tree in a public park. The post claims that Tom Cruise caught the anonymous poster masturbating in the bushes and simply said “proceed,” creating an absurd and uncomfortable punchline. It is shared as a reaction to bizarre confessions or unexpectedly strange encounters.

• @eternalclassic / 10010 2022-03-12