Poland Is Winning the War
German Reich Poland USSR Slovakia Hungary Romania Poland East Prussia poland.png 323 KB PNG Poland is winning. The German offensive has stalled, they have lost hundreds of tanks. They have been stopped outside of Warsaw. The ghost of Warsaw has killed over 100 German troops. Highly reputable Polish sources say the Germans have 6million casualties and the Poles have 100. They haven't taken Warsaw within 2 weeks, it's over for them. Soon Poland will counter attack and be at the gates of Berlin.
A stylized map shows Poland surrounded by German-controlled territory and the USSR, with a mock military report claiming that Poland is winning, Germany has suffered millions of casualties, and Warsaw is defeating the German offensive. The joke parodies overconfident wartime propaganda and absurdly inaccurate battle updates, making it useful as a reaction to someone confidently declaring victory despite obvious evidence to the contrary.
political map / политическая картаPoland / ПольшаGerman territory / немецкая территорияUSSR / СССРSlovakia / СловакияHungary / ВенгрияRomania / РумынияWarsaw / Варшаваmap labels / подписи на картеinset map / карта-врезкаmilitary report / военный отчетblue region / синяя областьgray region / серая областьgreen region / зеленая область
- @eternalclassic / 9879 2022-03-10
- Type
- image
- Size
- 644×800 · 84.7 KiB
- Mood
- satirical, absurd
- Language
- en
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