Future Kids Job Application

Text on the meme

my future kids trying to get employed

What it means

A video shows a serious-looking man in a suit reading from a paper at a formal podium or press conference. The caption jokes that future children will list every possible marginalized identity to improve their chances of getting hired, parodying diversity statements and affirmative-action discourse.

Speech

I am black. I am gay. I am disabled. I am a woman.

Objects

man in a suit / мужчина в костюме white shirt / белая рубашка blue tie / синий галстук paper / бумага podium / трибуна flags / флаги press conference / пресс-конференция formal room / официальное помещение microphone / микрофон dark jacket / тёмный пиджак