The Perfect Gym Bunny

🌞 I may not be 10/10, I may not know everything thing, but I’m a loving gym bunny 💪, who will eat raw liver, catch fish, avoid eating microplastics 🦈, tell you to sun your 🍑s, have kids, and listen to Mongolian throat singing.

A blonde woman records a selfie video while presenting an absurd list of traits that supposedly makes her an ideal partner: she exercises, eats raw liver, catches fish, avoids microplastics, recommends sunning your butt, wants children, and listens to Mongolian throat singing. The joke is the exaggerated contrast between modest self-deprecation and an eccentric, pseudo-wellness fantasy persona, making it useful as an ironic reaction to unconventional standards or dating profiles.

• @eternalclassic / 9635 2022-03-06