How to Convince an Aussie

How to convince an Aussie: Sign a petition Ahhhh I don’t support that tbh... at the age of 5 is worse than that F*ck It little f*cker to do what I’m doing Yeah f*ck it

A man in a neon work shirt asks an Australian passerby to sign a petition supporting child labour. The passerby initially objects, but the absurd pitch escalates until he gives in, creating a darkly sarcastic joke about convincing an Aussie with increasingly outrageous arguments.

Sign a petition to legalize child labour? I don't know anything really it's probably do a similar structure to what they do over in India and Africa Probably like just get them making shoes and sewing clothes It's like 2022 you know Don't reckon I can putting them on their phones worse than that Just want to sign it you know sign your life away. Yeah fuck it. Good on you. Cheers mate Once I get 200 I can go home and get a little fucker to do what I'm doing. Get them to fucking start working. To be honest, kids these days do need a work so fuck it. Yeah, fuck it.

• @eternalclassic / 9525 2022-03-04