Child Predator Friend Request

>watch Predator for the first time when I was 10 >think the predator is badass >get Xbox live >think of cool gamer tag >xxTheChildPredatorxx >nobody adds my friend requests >haven’t the slightest clue why The fear I must have invoked in the hearts of parents when I sent their kids friend requests was probably astounding

A greentext recounts a child choosing the gamer tag “xxTheChildPredatorxx” after watching Predator and wondering why nobody accepted his friend requests. The punchline is that parents would understandably be terrified by a child predator-themed username, even though he meant the fictional alien character. EN: A greentext recounts a child choosing the gamer tag “xxTheChildPredatorxx” after watching Predator and wondering why nobody accepted his friend requests. The punchline is that parents would understandably be terrified by a child predator-themed username, even though he meant the fictional alien character.

• @eternalclassic / 9505 2022-03-03