Zelda Makes You Think

Nintendo Switch THE LEGEND OF ZELDA BREATH OF THE WILD E10+ DIO

A bearded man holds up The Legend of Zelda: Breath of the Wild before the video cuts to him and a pink-haired woman discussing the game. The woman becomes increasingly confused and frustrated while criticizing its lack of guidance, hidden objectives, and difficult bosses, creating a comedic rant about a game praised for making players think.

Like most games nowadays like you have a dotted line to where you need to go and you don't have to pay attention to the story And you don't have to you know do anything specific you just follow the tracker and you don't It's thoughtless brings me back to a time when like you actually had to think to play in the game Oh my god, I absolutely love that's offensive that every other game in the world You don't have to think not play this out the game before they straight up Do not give you enough information to complete the task. You need to complete it. Go through that quest and tell me where the fuck it tells me to cut down grass to get crickets. It's infuriating how great everybody thinks this game is. Number one, if it's going to be a super hard game, I think there should be multiple difficulties. I do, and I think that she don't need to say things like, well, I like that it makes me think. That implies that I don't like to think. Bolder, like, emerged from the ground underneath me, and he was a boss. And I was like, okay, if the boss runs underneath you, you should probably kill him. I probably want to skip it. 20 times before Nick has a dinner, she's skipping it. Why? I don't want to skip it. If something spawns underneath me, that gives me the clear, like, you are supposed to fight this guy. That's why he's under-fucking me here. I just, why would it spawn underneath me though? Specifically you. And then also, no, he has numbers on the cover. So I have no idea if this person is involved anywhere in my life. Or if he's not getting it.

• @eternalclassic / 9424 2022-03-02