Get Some Maidens

Maybe if you got rid of that old vee-vee ass helmet you got you’d get some maidens on your dick.

A hooded character in Elden Ring tells the Tarnished that removing his battered helmet might help him attract maidens. The joke mocks the player character’s ugly equipment and the recurring “maidenless” insult from the game, making it suitable as a teasing reaction to someone’s appearance or lack of romantic success. EN: A hooded character in Elden Ring tells the Tarnished that removing his battered helmet might help him attract maidens. The joke mocks the player character’s ugly equipment and the recurring “maidenless” insult from the game, making it suitable as a teasing reaction to someone’s appearance or lack of romantic success.

• @eternalclassic / 9393 2022-03-01