Ghost Roommate Wants Pancake Corn Dogs

PANCAKES & SAUSAGE Original

A young man walks through an apartment, discovers a ghostly figure under a white sheet, and later sits beside the ghost on black beanbags while eating a frozen pancake-and-sausage meal. In the audio, the ghost introduces himself as Timothy James, threatens to kill the man if he does not leave, explains that the sparse room is due to poverty, and says he died after inviting a Tinder date who stabbed him. The deadpan delivery, sudden thunk-like sounds, and cheerful music make the bizarre haunting and grim backstory absurdly funny. EN: A young man walks through an apartment, discovers a ghostly figure under a white sheet, and later sits beside the ghost on black beanbags while eating a frozen pancake-and-sausage meal. In the audio, the ghost introduces himself as Timothy James, threatens to kill the man if he does not leave, explains that the sparse room is due to poverty, and says he died after inviting a Tinder date who stabbed him. The deadpan delivery, sudden thunk-like sounds, and cheerful music make the bizarre haunting and grim backstory absurdly funny.

Got some good reflexes. What the fuck? I'm the ghost of Timothy James, and if you don't leave leave nah I can't do that Well if you don't I'll probably kill you take a look around those are two beanbags in my living room That is not by choice. I can't afford to go anywhere else. Yeah, but you'd be living with the ghost I'm about to eat pancake corn dogs for dinner. This is my first meal of the day Oh my god, so how'd you die? invited this girl I met off Tinder over and she stabbed me to death.

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