I Hate Blue and Love Red

>Be me >Love the colour red >More than that, I hate the colour blue >It started when I was 11 and watched my favourite red football team lose 6-0 to local blue rivals >I can't quantify my extreme hatred of blue >Red and blue are just natural rivals. If one team is red, the other has to be blue >If someone I know says blue is their favourite colour, I shun them >I don't wear or own any blue clothes >Will always support the red team on Hell's Kitchen >I boycott BMW, British Airways, Visa, Barclays, Ford, Pepsi because they have blue as their colours >Use Audi (I know their logo is silver but their font colour is red), Virgin Airlines, Mastercard, HSBC(even if the bank deal isn't as good as Barclays), Coca Cola instead >I especially love Emirates because they make their female flight attendants have red lipstick and nails >Refuse to watch Avatar or The Smurfs >I also have a massive inferiority complex towards blue >I once made my gf wear nothing but blue paint and me red paint and I proceeded to violently have rough sex while chanting "Red is the colour!" Over and over >Sometimes I hold my breath or deliberately make myself angry in the mirror so I can see myself red >Basically I just hate blue and love red

Зелёный Пепе перечисляет свою навязчивую ненависть к синему цвету и фанатичную любовь к красному, связывая это с проигрышем любимой красной футбольной команды. Шутка строится на абсурдной эскалации обычного спортивного соперничества до бойкота брендов, фильмов и личной жизни; мем используют как реакцию на чрезмерную фиксацию или иррациональную вражду. EN: Green Pepe lists his obsessive hatred of the color blue and fanatical love of red, linking it to his favorite red football team's defeat. The joke escalates ordinary sports rivalry into boycotting brands, films, and personal life; the meme is used as a reaction to excessive fixation or irrational hostility.

• @eternalclassic / 9040 2022-02-23