I'm Not Really Sure Why
>>361659213 (OP) # I knew a milf that had sex with r[obscured]ds. It was her hobby and she was open about it. She told me that it felt wonderful being able to provide romantic love and intimacy for people who struggled so hard to understand the world. The way she described it was that it was like being fucked by an animal, since they operate on instinct when it comes to sex. Most are chronic masturbators and are desensitized to sustained contact, so r[obscured]ds fuck hard and long, and they're very selfish in bed. She enjoyed seducing them and the way they reacted when she let on that she was serious and wanted them to mount her. She told me that she never used condoms when she had sex with r[obscured]ds, not because she liked them, but because it was degrading and thrilling for such a terribly misshapen person to cum inside her and get her pregnant. According to her, she had aborted 15 r[obscured]d babies over the years. Think about that. Think about how much sex with r[obscured]ds she had to have been having to get knocked up with downy sperm 15 times. She was incredibly hot even at 45 but after knowing that possibly a hundred or more r[obscured]ds had their way with her and had cum inside her, I couldn't bring myself to have sex with her. She seemed really into me though, and I'm not really sure why. >>361666359 # >>361666415 # >>361684783 # >>361701025 # >>361702240 # >>361702499 # >>361702642 # >>361703054 # >>361703857 # >>361707062 # >>361707216 # >>361707471 # >>361707697 #
Вверху показан длинный текстовый пост с крайне грубым и абсурдным сексуальным рассказом, а внизу — ухмыляющееся лицо-реакция. Шутка строится на чрезмерно неправдоподобных подробностях и финальной фразе «She seemed really into me though, and I'm not really sure why», которая подаёт рассказчика как нелепо самоуверенного и недалёкого. Такой мем используют как реакцию на отвратительный, странный или подозрительно выдуманный пост. EN: A long text post with an extremely crude and absurd sexual story appears at the top, while a smirking reaction face is shown below. The joke relies on exaggeratedly implausible details and the final line, “She seemed really into me though, and I'm not really sure why,” which makes the narrator seem absurdly self-confident and clueless. This meme is used as a reaction to a disgusting, bizarre, or obviously fabricated post.
- @eternalclassic / 9010 2022-02-23
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