Don't Shoot, I'm a Detective
DON'T SHOOT. I'M A DETECTIVE. HERE'S MY BADGE! 100% POLICE OFFICER Henry Pardo
A blond detective holds up his badge while standing in a blood-stained room, with a pixel-art crime scene shown above him. The joke is that he desperately tries to prove he is a police officer, even though the chaotic scene and his suspicious presentation make the claim absurd. It is used as a reaction to humorously insist on authority or innocence in an obviously questionable situation.
blond man / блондинdetective badge / значок детективаidentification card / удостоверение личностиbrown jacket / коричневая курткаblack shirt / чёрная рубашкаgreen eyes / зелёные глазаblood stains / пятна кровиdead body / трупpolice car / полицейская машинаpixel-art crime scene / пиксельная сцена преступленияwater / водаdock or waterfront / причал или набережная
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- Type
- image
- Size
- 595×800 · 83.0 KiB
- Mood
- absurd dark humor
- Language
- en
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