Sharing a Bed with a Dude

Sharing a Bed with a Dude I GOT BUDDIES SIZE BED. HOW ABOUT THAT? DON'T, WAKE UP

A male stand-up comedian performs onstage with a microphone, describing a homophobic friend who fears sharing a king-size hotel bed and wants to build a barrier of blankets and pillows. The punchline is that the friend’s anti-gay precautions are pointless because the comedian jokes that nothing sexual will happen until they wake up and have sex; it is sent as an absurd, explicit reaction video. EN: A male stand-up comedian performs onstage with a microphone, describing a homophobic friend who fears sharing a king-size hotel bed and wants to build a barrier of blankets and pillows. The punchline is that the friend’s anti-gay precautions are pointless because the comedian jokes that nothing sexual will happen until they wake up and have sex; it is sent as an absurd, explicit reaction video.

I got buddies that were very homophobic, man, like, to the point where they couldn't even share a bed with me. Hotel, king-size bed. Buddy of mine is freaking out. He's like, dude, I don't know if we're gonna share this bed. We should put some blankets and pillows in a mirror to bed. Just create an anti-gay structure, you know, just protect us from the gay. I'm like, yeah, yeah, that's cool. You know, or you could not fuck me. How about that? Is that? Is that a good idea? Just brainstorming here. Uh... Pretty sure nothing gay's gonna happen. We just go to sleep and then, you know, wake up and fuck me. I think that's how the gay show works.

• @eternalclassic / 8777 2022-02-19