Welcome to the Rising Penis

And today we have this um a religious fertility celebration “Oh, cock” welcome to the land of the rising penis. A float? Like a carnival float? and we praise the god of sexuality.

A humorous 45-second video shows two presenters walking through Japan’s Kanamara Matsuri, surrounded by festival crowds and phallic decorations. It cuts to close-ups of penis-shaped food and objects, then a gold-clad festival participant carrying a large fan. The joke comes from the presenters’ deadpan commentary and repeated sexual puns about a religious fertility festival, especially “the land of the rising penis.” EN: A humorous 45-second video shows two presenters walking through Japan’s Kanamara Matsuri, surrounded by festival crowds and phallic decorations. It cuts to close-ups of penis-shaped food and objects, then a gold-clad festival participant carrying a large fan. The joke comes from the presenters’ deadpan commentary and repeated sexual puns about a religious fertility festival, especially “the land of the rising penis.”

And today we have this penis festival. This apparently is the annual Kanamara Matsuri, the festival of the Steel Fallis. A religious fertility celebration where people will come from miles around to look upon all this and say, Oh cock. In England you don't have penis festivals? Not as far as I'm aware. Well, welcome to the land of the rising penis. We're gonna have this penis gigantic... A float? You're like a carnival float. I guess so. Yes. And we will walk all around this whole city and we praise the God of sexuality. Penis and the Lady Garden.

• @eternalclassic / 8725 2022-02-18