NPC quest speed rage

If you design a quest where I need to follow an NPC and they move SLOWER than my running speed but FASTER than my walking speed you are banned from making video games for one year. SKYRIM

A Twitter-style post complains about the infuriating NPC escort-quest speed that is too slow to run with but too fast to walk alongside. The clip then cuts to a dark Skyrim execution scene, while The White Noises’ “We Are Here” plays with an aggressive, ominous mood, turning ordinary game-design frustration into dramatic mock outrage. The clip-clop-like audio and tense music make the punchline feel absurdly epic. EN: A Twitter-style post complains about the infuriating NPC escort-quest speed that is too slow to run with but too fast to walk alongside. The clip then cuts to a dark Skyrim execution scene, while The White Noises’ “We Are Here” plays with an aggressive, ominous mood, turning ordinary game-design frustration into dramatic mock outrage. The clip-clop-like audio and tense music make the punchline feel absurdly epic.

♪ The White Noises — We Are Here

• @eternalclassic / 8646 2022-02-16