Lost Ark Terms of Service Alien Clause

hey @playlostark! love Lost Ark was just reading your Terms of Service, just had a real quick question about section 5: WHAT? 5.1 Authority. To enter this Agreement and use the Games, you must be a live human (e.g., not a corporation, organization, artificial intelligence (good or evil), extraterrestrial, sentient non-human private, etc.). However, this restriction will not apply in the event of an occurrence of a widespread extraterrestrial, robot, simian, or similar takeover of planet Earth, in which case we welcome our alien, robot, ape, or other overlords, as applicable, (such parties, "Their Eminences") to play our Games, and their Eminences will be subject to the terms of this Agreement, mutatis mutandis, commencing on the date of the takeover and continuing for all periods thereafter, until such date as human governance is restored. Provided, further, that in the event the takeover necessitates the forced migration of the human species to Mars or other celestial body, where the Games are not operable at this time, we will use commercially reasonable efforts to (a) expand the locations where the Games are available and waive applicable restrictions under Section 5.2, below, and (b) enable local game servers as promptly as reasonably practicable, subject in each case to the availability of necessary interplanetary logistics, utility, sustainable life support, asteroid deflection systems, local stores or distribution services, and rule of law, as may be provided by our affiliates, our third-party providers, celestial beings, or governmental or non-governmental organizations

Твит обращается к официальному аккаунту Lost Ark и с притворной серьёзностью спрашивает о разделе 5 условий обслуживания. В тексте действительно предусмотрено, что игрой смогут пользоваться инопланетяне, роботы, обезьяны и другие захватчики Земли, поэтому обычный вопрос превращается в абсурдную шутку о подготовке игры к апокалипсису и межпланетной миграции. Такой мем отправляют как реакцию на нелепый или чрезмерно подробный юридический пункт. EN: A tweet addresses the official Lost Ark account and, with mock seriousness, asks about section 5 of the terms of service. The text genuinely says that aliens, robots, apes, and other Earth overlords may use the game, turning an ordinary question into an absurd joke about preparing the game for an apocalypse and interplanetary migration. This meme is sent as a reaction to a ridiculous or excessively detailed legal clause.

• @eternalclassic / 8410 2022-02-12