Based Flintlock Pistol Guy

>working at lgs/range >old British guy walks in >probably in his 90s >wearing one of those old triangle hats >no earp >huge case slung over his shoulder >silently pays, walks into the range >opens the cases >has a fucking musket >everyone on the line stops to watch >loads that thing in like 15 seconds >target at 50 yards, our longest setting >pulls the trigger >windows shake, cloud of smoke fills the range >few people stagger out coughing >smoke clears >a perfect headshot >repeats this maybe 20 times >headshot every single time >range so full of smoke I can barely see the target >reaches into his coat pocket >pulls out a flintlock pistol >fires it one handed >another perfect headshot >at 50 yards >with a smooth bore flintlock pistol >packs up >walks out >didn’t say a word the entire time I think I was in the presence of the most based human being on earth

A greentext story describes an elderly British man in an old military hat who enters a shooting range with a musket and later a smoothbore flintlock pistol. Despite the antique weapons, he repeatedly makes perfect headshots at 50 yards, leaving everyone stunned and the range filled with smoke. The joke is exaggerated admiration for an impossibly skilled, silent, old-fashioned gun enthusiast, making the image useful as a reaction to someone being exceptionally based. EN: A greentext story describes an elderly British man in an old military hat who enters a shooting range with a musket and later a smoothbore flintlock pistol. Despite the antique weapons, he repeatedly makes perfect headshots at 50 yards, leaving everyone stunned and the range filled with smoke. The joke is exaggerated admiration for an impossibly skilled, silent, old-fashioned gun enthusiast, making the image useful as a reaction to someone being exceptionally based.

• @eternalclassic / 8338 2022-02-11