I Made It Up Patrick Bateman

Text on the meme

Imagine being British. Cant have tv, Cant have knives, cant have flour, cant have eggs, and cant have any goddamn sprinkles Where the fuck did you get any of that information its all wrong I made it up

What it means

A fake social media thread claims that British people cannot have ordinary household items, then admits the entire story was invented. The punchline is Patrick Bateman sitting confidently below the confession, making the fabricated claim look absurd and deliberately untrustworthy.

Who

Patrick Bateman (American Psycho)

Objects

man in office clothes / мужчина в деловой одежде striped dress shirt / рубашка в полоску red suspenders / красные подтяжки patterned tie / галстук с узором office chair / офисное кресло window blinds / жалюзи на окне social media comment thread / ветка комментариев в соцсети profile avatars / аватары профилей reply icons / значки ответов upvote and downvote arrows / стрелки голосования watch / часы folded hands / сложенные руки