English Teachers Seeking Pregnancy Methods

english teachers searching for new ways to get fucking pregnant right in the middle of the school year.

A dark, cinematic video shows a serious-looking man brooding, examining a document, and writing while the caption says that English teachers are searching for new ways to get pregnant in the middle of the school year. The joke absurdly treats the school-year timing as a problem requiring an investigation, with the grim footage and Mareux’s moody darkwave song making the ordinary situation feel like a dramatic crime thriller. The clip works as a reaction to teachers trying to avoid being pregnant during the school year or joking about inconvenient timing; the audio features Mareux — “The Perfect Girl,” a melancholic darkwave track that intensifies the deadpan seriousness.

♪ Mareux — The Perfect Girl

• @eternalclassic / 8073 2022-02-06