Crashed Into a Tree

When the old man who almost killed me in a car wreck walked up to me after I smashed into a tree and said “I spent my whole life restoring that Camaro” instead of “are you okay?”

A blurred person in a blue jacket reacts while an overlaid caption describes an old man approaching after a car crash. Instead of checking whether the narrator is okay, the man complains that the narrator destroyed the Camaro he spent his life restoring. The joke is an absurdly misplaced reaction to an accident, useful as a reaction to someone prioritizing an object or personal investment over human concern. EN: A blurred person in a blue jacket reacts while an overlaid caption describes an old man approaching after a car crash. Instead of checking whether the narrator is okay, the man complains that the narrator destroyed the Camaro he spent his life restoring. The joke is an absurdly misplaced reaction to an accident, useful as a reaction to someone prioritizing an object or personal investment over human concern.

• @eternalclassic / 7945 2022-02-04