Beat Your Meat Misunderstanding

I remember I once heard the phrase “beat your meat” when I was 12 and heard it felt good so when I was alone I punched my balls as hard as I could then cried for an hour and threw up on the floor

A blurry black-and-white cat stares blankly beneath a post about a child misunderstanding the phrase “beat your meat” and painfully punching his testicles. The joke comes from taking sexual slang literally, turning an innocent misunderstanding into an absurdly traumatic story, with the cat reacting in stunned disbelief. EN: A blurry black-and-white cat stares blankly beneath a post about a child misunderstanding the phrase “beat your meat” and painfully punching his testicles. The joke comes from taking sexual slang literally, turning an innocent misunderstanding into an absurdly traumatic story, with the cat reacting in stunned disbelief.

• @eternalclassic / 7872 2022-02-03