The Married Friend Rescue Mission

What’s up f*cker, I know you’re at work but you don’t answer any of our calls or texts anymore We did lose the leg Come on married boy! Let’s go Blueeee! Probably still a good wife? He probably sees something good in you? It’s f*cking 3am, I thought you hated him!

A group of persistent friends repeatedly show up at a married friend’s house, trying to drag him out for drinking, football, and a night with the boys. They escalate from fake concern and a skeleton gag to physically abducting him, while one friend drunkenly insults and awkwardly apologizes to the wife. The joke is the absurdly intense loyalty to friendship and sports compared with the friend’s marriage. EN: A group of persistent friends repeatedly show up at a married friend’s house, trying to drag him out for drinking, football, and a night with the boys. They escalate from fake concern and a skeleton gag to physically abducting him, while one friend drunkenly insults and awkwardly apologizes to the wife. The joke is the absurdly intense loyalty to friendship and sports compared with the friend’s marriage.

I know you're at work, but you don't answer any of our calls or texts anymore So now I'm just gonna keep showing up and talking to this stupid camera Well, you have already missed last week Sunday Monday messy Monday two dollars Tuesday Wean Wednesday Thursday Thursday, you are not f***ing up on Friday and I found John he's laying in the ditch by the bar Look I'm back. I have a piece of green I brought you your skeleton back We did lose the leg. We took him apart. We acted like it was you think I had a hand. I'm sorry I'm not gonna steal your stuff. I'm not gonna kick over your clothes. Stop for more. Come on, marriage is only last a couple years. Friendship lasts forever. You're watching too. Let him out. Let him out. I will stop coming here. Stop messing with your stuff. Let him come. You are coming out tonight. It is Friday. You already f***ed up our Friday. Come on, marriage boy. Come on, this is it. Come on. Oh, here he is. I'm not coming out. I like what's going on. You know what? Come on, come on. Grab him, grab him! Grab him! You don't got no shoes! Grab his shoes! Grab his shoes! Grab his shoes! Get in there! Uh, I'm gonna have to do this for the boys. We'll be back later. Hey, how are wings over? I just really wanted to say that I'm sorry for kidnapping you. You know I had to do it. Hey, Raider's on. Let's hit the bar. We're going to watch football Sunday with the boys. Alright man, I know you're not allowed to go to the bar, so I brought the bar to you. I just met these people. Let's party! Let's party! Come on, I got off early. Let's go out. Let's get a drink. Look at you. You're already drinking. First of all, you are ruining our friendship. And I've been upset since six. This is only my third beer. Where is he? Get him. I'm coming. Where are you at? I found it last night. Drunk a lot more. Took me two hours to get here. We have watched every Michigan game together for the last nine years. Come on! I hate your wife. I hate your wife. He's locked up! She won't let him out! I'm here to apologize to your wife. Just because you're a controlling, deranged, crude, you don't cook or clean, probably is still a good wife. He'd probably see something good in you. I personally don't. Clearly I'm not good at apology, so I did buy you a bottle of wine. I am sorry for drinking half of it on the way over here, but as you wouldn't know, rollerblading is exhausting. You were so much more fun than Tommy. She is way cooler than you!

• @eternalclassic / 7767 2022-02-01