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Failed Self-Defense Lesson

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Failed attempt trying to teach my son how to defend himself
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A mother tries to teach her son basic self-defense by repeatedly telling him to guard his face and keep his hands up. He eventually follows the instructions so literally that she ends up falling to the floor, making the lesson hilariously backfire. EN: A mother tries to teach her son basic self-defense by repeatedly telling him to guard his face and keep his hands up. He eventually follows the instructions so literally that she ends up falling to the floor, making the lesson hilariously backfire.

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Alright, lesson number one, when defending yourself, guard your face. Alright, guard your face. You're not guarding your face. Hands up, guard your face. There you go. Now, always, you gotta also pay attention. Guard your face. Hello, I see that. Guard your face and pay attention to the light. You got it? That's one of two. Guard your face, pay attention. Ready? Alright.

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absurd, playful
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