Cringe but happy survival story
survival stories thread >be me >depressed, suicidal >make plan to kill myself >get everything ready, set date >day comes >write long and heartfelt suicide note >leave for an hour or so >come back >read suicide note >think it's cringe >think suicide is cringe >don't kill myself >next day start working out >ffw 1 year, have hot girlfriend and stable job >ffe 15 years I'm married, have a daughter and another baby on the way >all thanks to thinking my gay-ass letter was cringe cringe but happy
A text-heavy survival story describes someone planning suicide, then abandoning the plan after finding their heartfelt note embarrassing. The person later imagines a happy future with a girlfriend, stable job, wife, daughter, and another baby, making the punchline a darkly absurd story about cringe accidentally saving their life. EN: A text-heavy survival story describes someone planning suicide, then abandoning the plan after finding their heartfelt note embarrassing. The person later imagines a happy future with a girlfriend, stable job, wife, daughter, and another baby, making the punchline a darkly absurd story about cringe accidentally saving their life.
text post / текстовый постsnowy outdoor scene / заснеженная сцена на улицеbearded man / бородатый мужчинаblack coat / чёрное пальтоsnowflakes / снежинкиgray steps / серые ступениwhite caption / белая подписьgreen text / зелёный текстsuicide note / предсмертная запискаgirlfriend / девушкаstable job / стабильная работаwife / женаdaughter / дочьbaby / ребёнок
- @eternalclassic / 7733 2022-01-31
- Type
- image
- Size
- 502×800 · 61.4 KiB
- Mood
- darkly absurd
- Language
- en
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