Fake Prop Money Strip Club Hack

>Buy fake prop money off Amazon >Looks real as fuck >Last night >Go to strip club >Pay for entry fee and drinks at the bar with real money >Spend all night drunk and paying r̶u̶n̶k̶ and paying strippers for private lap dances >It's dark and their drunk/high so they don't check to see "For Motion Picture Use Only" >Spend over $4,000 in useless money in one night >All the strippers love me >Get to touch their boobs and asses >Feel like Chad for one night >Only costed $9.99 + tax I'm sure they figured it out by now so I can never go back there but man that felt good.

A greentext-style anonymous poster describes using fake prop money at a strip club to buy drinks and private dances, then enjoying the illusion of being rich for one night. The punchline is the smug satisfaction of a supposedly successful scam, despite knowing the club will eventually discover the counterfeit bills and ban him. The exaggerated story ends with a deadpan "Feels Good Man" reaction face. EN: An anonymous greentext-style poster describes using fake prop money at a strip club to buy drinks and private dances, then enjoying the illusion of being rich for one night. The punchline is the smug satisfaction of a supposedly successful scam, despite knowing the club will eventually discover the counterfeit bills and ban him. The exaggerated story ends with a deadpan "Feels Good Man" reaction face.

• @eternalclassic / 7576 2022-01-28