Radiator Black Metal

> a few days ago I was at my father's, drinking heavily, and after sauna I was hearing something. > concentrating a little, I figured it was black metal, and pretty good black metal, too, though I didn't recognize the band. > tried to move around so I could hear it better, and after a while I found out where it was coming from. It was some random noise from the radiator, not music.

A drunk person hears strange sounds after a sauna and convinces himself that the radiator noise is surprisingly good black metal. The punchline is the absurd realization that the “music” was just random radiator noise, making this useful as a reaction to mishearing something or confidently misunderstanding a situation.

• @eternalclassic / 7566 2022-01-28